Hany Shaker closed the door behind him as he walked into his darkened living room. He didn’t bother turning on the lights, he never liked that incandescent glow of tungsten lightbulbs anyway. Instead, he went to the table to his right where five candles stood in a silver candelabrum in utter defiance of their almost…

Grandparents, the nicest of all Earth species, their sole purpose in life is to make sure we’re fed, fattened and spoiled rotten. Well, this is all a clever ploy to keep us placated, or at best apologize for the plethora of ways they have screwed up our lives beyond repair. Here’s 10 ways they have…