Contrary to our social studies books from the 1990s, Egypt’s weather is extremely hot in the summer.
These days we’re going through one of the worst heat waves we’ve ever experienced. Here are 7 signs we’re experiencing one hell of a Dante’s Inferno-esque heat wave.
Our Hair Looks like This
The humidity and sweat make a terrible combination. And your hair gets the worst of it. It becomes dry, frizzy and perfectly unmanageable.
Public Transportation is Unbearable
Commuting isn’t easy to begin with. And now the difficulty level has been set to “pro” that ahmed zakky probably had it figured out from the start
Sleeping without AC is Impossible
Otherwise known as sleeping in a pool of your own sweat and tears.
Being Nervous Might Actually Kill you
Stay hydrated. You never know when your boss will call you into their office. But it’s probably not going to be as cool as defusing a bomb.
Shaking hands Might Ruin your First Impression
It’s okay, though. Everyone has sweaty palms right now, you still might wanna avoid it at all costs. No one needs that kind of awkwardness in their lives.
Opening the door to your ac’d apartment feels like you’ve opened the doors to Narnia
Being met by a blissful gush of freezing air is probably better than McDonalds’ fries at this point.
The infernal weather has everyone on edge
The slightest thing goes wrong and our already short fuse, now short and sweaty fuse, is lit up and on the way to crazy town.