This incredibly Grendizer-like robot was spotted being transported around Cairo in the least stylish way ever, on a pickup truck yesterday. We’re still unsure why we suddenly have this, but we’re willing to guess. Maybe this robot is…
A New Super Weapon
Wouldn’t that be cool? While other countries might use drones, we’ll get ourselves a human-sized super robot that fights our battles for us. It’ll be a while before anyone goes to war against us when we have Grendizer on our side.
“An Egyptian student invents a robot that can travel through time and space, stopping wars, famine and Justin Bieber.”
We’re Making An Egyptian Version of Transformers
Perhaps we realized that instead of having a bit of the film set in Egypt like last time, we can have the entire movie be all about Egypt. Egyptian Transformers will have a Shahin car turn into this robot. Yes, please!
A Student Invented it
An Egyptian student invents a robot that can travel through time and space, stopping wars, famine and Justin Bieber.
It can Cure AIDS
We’ve already tried to cure AIDS using a stapler with an antenna attached to it, so we can’t see why Egypt shouldn’t try to use this robot to scare disease out of patients.