4 Theories about the Mystery Robot Spotted in Cairo

This incredibly Grendizer-like robot was spotted being transported around Cairo in the least stylish way ever, on a pickup truck yesterday. We’re still unsure why we suddenly have this, but we’re willing to guess. Maybe this robot is…

 

A New Super Weapon 

Wouldn’t that be cool? While other countries might use drones, we’ll get ourselves a human-sized super robot that fights our battles for us. It’ll be a while before anyone goes to war against us when we have Grendizer on our side.

 

“An Egyptian student invents a robot that can travel through time and space, stopping wars, famine and Justin Bieber.”

 

 

We’re Making An Egyptian Version of Transformers

Perhaps we realized that instead of having a bit of the film set in Egypt like last time, we can have the entire movie be all about Egypt. Egyptian Transformers will have a Shahin car turn into this robot. Yes, please!

 

A Student Invented it

An Egyptian student invents a robot that can travel through time and space, stopping wars, famine and Justin Bieber.

 

It can Cure AIDS

We’ve already tried to cure AIDS using a stapler with an antenna attached to it, so we can’t see why Egypt shouldn’t try to use this robot to scare disease out of patients.

 

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