12 Signs your date’s brain is in his Pants!

We’ve all had our dating hazards. Some of us dated the cheapskate, others dated the super boring and most of us dated the womanizer, but there is a great difference between a womanizer and someone who just wants to get into your pants, asap! Here is a list of some hormonal led species:

1- All his emoticons on your Whatsapp messages has a wink face or a devil one rather than an innocent smiley face even if you are talking about serious stuff.

2- He compliments your body in a way that makes you feel good about yourself to boost your confidence and open up your arms wide to him. He never praises your brains, Masters Degree or the new entrepreneurship project you’ve just launched.

“He talks to your boobs and ignores your eyes most of the time.”

3- He talks about his cute daughter from a nasty ex or his super lovable dog to make you think he has a soft, cute side and open up to him.

4- He talks to your boobs and ignores your eyes most of the time.

5- He complains about how lonely he will be when traveling alone next weekend followed by a naive question on what your plans are next weekend.

6- He never discusses politics, world hunger and of course religion. He prefers soft core films and bad women who prefer panties to thongs.

“He doesn’t care about your past, present or future. In his head, all he wants to know is your bra size.”

7- He never compliments your hair or your new shoes, he rather compliments how you look in those pants when he is walking behind you.

8- He never asks you anything related to your family, career or bucket list. He doesn’t care about your past, present or future. In his head, all he wants to know is your bra size.

9- When you discuss a movie he talks only about kissing and intimate scenes.

10- In a middle of a conversation, he can’t help but look at a hot girl passing through the restaurant. Even if you’re looking him right in the eye.

11- He hardly makes any jokes and he always wants to believe that women can’t be funny.

12- Most of his Instagram Likes are of photos of hot women that he religiously follows and hardly even knows.

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