Sure, you’re good looking. Your favorite part about you? Probably your boobs – no wait, definitely your hair. You have perfect beach wave hair. Oh – and you can cook. Like really cook – like every time you make dinner it looks like it belongs in a foodie magazine.   And hey, you did get…

You would think the story your husband is telling all your friends about how his father used to pretend to breast feed him would be a deal breaker. Your friends look at you horrified as he continues to describe his fathers hairy yet comforting nipples. But you stay, because that’s what wives do. I mean…