About the blogger:
I am half Egyptian. I speak Arabic but may occasionally confuse a few words here and there (and when I say a few, I mean most of what comes out of my mouth is pretty much illegible).
I have never lived in Cairo as an adult and have recently returned to live here permanently. The Cairo Chronicle is my way of sharing my experiences of setting up house and dealing with the public on a day to day basis.
I think I’m the funniest person in the whole world. I am also very humble. Sometimes.
It is important to note that I am a Taurus. For the record, I outright reject the new horoscopes released as this now means I am an Aries. No offence to Aries, but Aries suck as do the rest of all horoscopes except for Taurus obviously.
I share the same birthday with Saddam Hussein which explains where I get my good looks from.